#that was so rude

[phatcatphergus]

Everyone say thank you Blair for keeping tubbos hair floofy and curly

[fireheartwraith]

I just finished reading part one of Chainsaw Man and dude.... I've only understood like 30% of everything that happened since aki died

[thedesertpenguin]

Currently: Sobbing (not an exaggeration)

[fuck-off-im-ace]

@indrikazul​ you were mean to me so now i’m stealing your meme

[james-p-sullivan]

the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????

i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.

so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.

[quixotin]

NO STOP THIS HURTS

1.01 || 2.01

honey, you're familiar like my mirror years ago...

[taffywabbit]

they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled

[talkfastcal]

what the fuck that was so rude :)

[mylittleredgirl]

my new thing whenever an embarrassing memory jumps up out of some backwater neuron to t-bone my present-day thought process is to declare a statute of limitations. like i can burn down an entire building in the state where i live and the law deems it both unfair and illegal to prosecute me after six years have passed, i think that thing i said in high school can be expunged from my record.

[somethingexcessivelyphallic]

instead of a hot girl summer im having more of a homestuck girl summer

[waywardstation]

Look for anything (or anyone) that could be familiar

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[bloodborne-on-pc]

WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO END PHOBOS LAB WITH AN AREA WITH A BUNCH OF FLASHING LIGHTS AND INVISIBLE ENEMIES

[ato-dato]

One mans barber can be another mans nemesis.

[vanivenivici]

finally starting a NG+ on FFXV like I always said I would…….. apparently I played the base game for over 234 hours. What a ride.

[werewolf-femboy-maid]

I always don't know what to say when people ask me what my pet peeves are besides arrogant and snotty people, but I found another one.

being told to be ladylike. I was manipulated so much now that im looking back. I swear to god if these men were born with the same rules most of them would've died by now

ok ok im ranting more, I hate professionalism, its a great excuse to be as fake as possible with these assholes who don't give a shit about you and its kinda fun playing this made up corporate friendly version of yourself

fuck these spoiled sickos making people act THEIR WAY.

when I finally take over the world, I am MAKING THE RULE THAT NO ONE CAN EVER TELL SOMEONE HOW TO POSITION THEIR LEGS

I AM GOING TO MAKE IT INTO A MISDEMEANOR TO TELL SOMEONE TO STOP TWIDDLING THEIR FINGERS OR ANYTHING THAT HELPS THEM FOCUS.

TRAVELLING ON ALL FOURS WILL BE NORMALIZED.

WOMEN MINDING THEIR OWN BUSINESS WHILE MEN HAVE TO CONTROL THEMSELVES INSTEAD OF BLAMING THE WOMAN WILL BE THE NEW NORMAL.

and

NO ONE

and I mean

NO. ONE.

WILL

EVER.

TELL ME TO BE LADYLIKE.

AGAIN.

...

OK but professional realm should not be destroyed completely. I think there's a lot of beauty in presentation and organized communities.

it just needs plenty of reform. and Idk where to start

tbh im just ranting and procrastinating im feeling drained again im desperately trying not to be negative

[bet-on-me-13]

The weirdly competent Doctor

So! The Watchtower's Medical Bay is a hub of constant Activity. With the number of Heroes who work under the Justice League, there are always injuries, health check-Ups, and illnesses that need healing.

But with the amount of Variant Biologies that those Heroes have, it's always a guessing game as to how to help them best. Some Metahumans react positively to penicillin, but others react like it's their Kryptonite. Some Aliens have anatomy similar to Humans, others are so different you can't tell the Stomach from the Bladder.

So when they hired a New Doctor for the Medical Bay, they had to run him through an entire Course on Variant Biologies and how best to treat specific Heroes. It was long and difficult to remember fully, but it was necessary for him to know.

But then the new Doctor started correcting Them.

"Actually, Martian's react better to the Syrup of Eucalyptus Plants better than Penicillin, since Eucalyptus is very similar to a medicinal plant from Mars which they used in many of their antibiotics."

"I don't think just pumping double doses of sedative is the best way to calm down a Speedster, that could have adverse effects on their body. Perhaps try Psychic Intervention? Their minds move a Mile a Second, but if you can calm them down their bodies will follow suit."

"Of course you use Micro-Doses of Kryptonite to operate on Superman! What else would you do?! I don't know, maybe ask JLD to enchant your Equipment to make use of Kryptonian suseptiblity to Magic? The Kryptonite is just gonna give him Cancer!"

Of course the Doctors didn't take kindly to being rudely corrected by a newbie, and Fired him on his first day.

Then a few days later their usual Treatments don't work, and they decide to give those strategies the Quack Doctor gave them out of desperation.

And Lo and Behold, they work! Martian Manhunter is fully healed and feels much better than the previous times he has needed surgery. Apparently they used a different Antibiotic that worked better with his Biology. Which was incredible, how had they figured it out?

Another Doctor you say? One who was experienced on Martian Biology and Medicinal History? He would very much like to meet with the man!

...

What do you mean you fired him for talking back?!